A maid wanted a salary raise, madam wanted three reasons why she wanted a raise.
Maid: I can cook better than you. Madam: Who told you that? Maid: Your husband told me Madam: o.k second reason? Maid: I can iron better than you. Madam: Who told you that? Maid: Your husband told me. Madam: O.k, and the third reason? Maid: I am also better in bed than you. This time madam was furious and was ready to break her head' Madam: Did my husband say that? Maid: No the garden boy told me I am better in bed than you are. Madam: Please lower your voice. I will double your pay instantly.
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